Lord of War Is Anti-Gun Propaganda

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Lord of War (2005)

Directed by

Andrew Niccol

Writing credits

Andrew Niccol

Selected Cast

Nicolas Cage .... Yuri Orlov
Bridget Moynahan .... Ava Fontaine
Jared Leto .... Vitaly Orlov
Ethan Hawke .... Jack Valentine
Shake Tukhmanyan .... Irina Orlov
Jean-Pierre Nshanian .... Anatoly Orlov
Eamonn Walker .... Andre Baptiste Sr.
Sammi Rotibi .... Andre Baptiste Jr.
Jasper Lenz .... Gregor
Kobus Marx .... Boris
Stephan De Abreu .... Liev
Ian Holm .... Simeon Weisz
Tanya Finch .... Ingrid

Review

Lord of War is the story of a gunrunner who rises to the top and must face the horrors committed with his merchandise.

Lord of War was promoted as a humorous action movie, but it is far from that. WARNING: Spoilers in italics. This film is a dark and depressing tale that closely follows the standard Mafia Don formula: A young immigrant turns to a life of crime, takes some big chances, rises to power, tries to go straight, makes one last deal, and loses everything. Basically, we’ve seen it all before.

Lord of War does not have much of a story, and that is because the film spends too much time preaching to the audience about how terrible guns are. Lord of War naively fails to confront the more serious issue of why wars and genocide have existed throughout most of human history. This issue would make for a good film, but this rather shallow film never once delves into the psychology of a warlord. Why do people kill each other? Certainly, it is not only because they have guns.

Lord of War makes several common film mistakes. The narration is overused, the supporting cast (specifically Ethan Hawke) is underused, and the pacing of the film is far too slow. There just is not much interesting material, and the characters are not engaging.

Lord of War is an overly political movie that has too little substance to go anywhere and does not have much to say. If you want to know the message of Lord of War, it’s very simple: People don’t kill people. Guns kill people. If you agree with this message, you will love Lord of War. If you disagree, you will be very disappointed and annoyed.

Rating (1-10)

4

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Two for the Money Bets on Characters

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Two for the Money (2005)

Directed by

D.J. Caruso

Writing credits

Dan Gilroy

Selected Cast

Al Pacino .... Walter Abrams
Matthew McConaughey .... Brandon Lang
Rene Russo .... Toni Morrow
Armand Assante .... Novian
Jeremy Piven .... Jerry
Jaime King .... Alexandria
Carly Pope .... Tammy
Charles Carroll .... Chuck
Gerard Plunkett .... Herbie
Craig Veroni .... Amir
James Kirk .... Denny
Ralph Garman .... Reggie
Chrislyn Austin .... Julia
Kevin Chapman .... Southie
Gedde Watanabe .... Milton

Review

Two for the Money is about a sports-gambling genius who becomes the protégé of a high profile betting advisor.

Two for the Money does not have much of a plot, but the plot is secondary, because this film is highly character-driven. Matthew McConaughey is very likeable and believable. Al Pacino does an incredible job of playing a loveable scumbag. Remarkably well-written dialog aids their performances and makes for some entertaining exchanges that range from humorous to intense.

A weak point of the film is the football footage, which seemed strange and fake. It just kept taking me out of the movie. For example, the big football game in Two for the Money is Super XXXX. I guess the producers were trying to save money by not paying for Super Bowl rights, but why didn’t they at least get the Roman numerals right? Were they going to get sued by the NFL for Super XL? These awkward sports-related details damage the film’s credibility. The director should have found some more effective ways to dance around all of those tightly controlled copyrights.

Overall, Two for the Money is a pretty good film, with some engaging characters. If you’re a Pacino fan, you will definitely enjoy his performance.

Rating (1-10)

7

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Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai, Jarmusch’s Best Film

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Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)

Directed by

Jim Jarmusch

Writing credits

Jim Jarmusch

Selected Cast

Forest Whitaker .... Ghost Dog
John Tormey .... Louie
Cliff Gorman .... Sonny Valerio
Frank Minucci .... Big Angie
Richard Portnow .... Handsome Frank
Tricia Vessey .... Louise Vargo
Henry Silva .... Ray Vargo
Victor Argo .... Vinny
Damon Whitaker .... Young Ghost Dog
Vince Viverito .... Johnny Morini
Yan Ming Shi .... Kung-Fu Master
Vinny Vella .... Sammy the Snake (as Vinnie Vella)

Review

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai is the story of a mob hit man who lives his life by the code of the samurai (Hagakure).

This film (Jarmusch’s best) has gotten mixed reviews because the film has the image of being a funky ghetto martial arts movie. Fortunately, the ghetto martial arts aspect makes up only about 10% of the film. This is not a hip-hop movie. It is not a martial arts movie. Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai is about dignity, respect, and finding purpose in life.

Forest Whitaker gives one of his best performances in portraying Ghost Dog, a hitman who lives on his own terms for his own honor. With that said, the film is highly character-driven. The audience spends the entire film learning to understand Ghost Dog and why he makes such unusual choices for his life.

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai is tender, charming, sad, funny, and inspiring. The score is incredible, and the screenplay is even better.

Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai is a great example of why independent films are important.

Rating (1-10)

9

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Kaho Naa… Pyaar Hai (Say This Is Love), a Bollywood Breakthrough

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Kaho Naa… Pyaar Hai (2000)

Directed by

Rakesh Roshan

Writing credits

Rakesh Roshan
Sagar Sarhadi
Honey Irani
Ravi Kapoor

Selected Cast

Hrithik Roshan .... Rohit Chopra
Hrithik Roshan .... Raj Chopra
Amisha Patel .... Sonia Saxena
Anupam Kher .... Saxena
Dalip Tahil .... Shakti Malik
Mohnish Bahl .... Insp. Kadam
Ashish Vidyarthi .... Insp. Shinde
Satish Shah .... Rohit's landlord
Farida Jalal .... Lily
Tanaaz Currim .... Neeta
Vrajesh Hirjee .... Tony
Asha Patel .... Mrs. Chopra

Review

Kaho Naa… Pyaar Hai is the epic love story of a rich young woman and her true love, a singer from a poor family.

While this film does not have particularly engaging story, it is a breakthrough for Indian film. Kaho Naa… Pyaar Hai combines the Indian movie conventions with those of American action films. The idea was to, merge the two types of film to create a new type of film for India’s younger movie audiences.

Kaho Naa… Pyaar Hai executes this merge fairly well. The film has many huge musical numbers and fancy costumes that keep with traditional Indian expectations, but the film also has guns, chases, murders, and intrigue to appeal to India’s youth, which is gradually becoming more Americanized in their tastes.

The story of Kaho Naa… Pyaar Hai is slow, tedious, and unbelievable, but the film has great music, excellent cinematography, and stunning locations. It also features a strong performance from Hrithik Roshan, who carries this film and deserves his notoriety.

Rating (1-10)

5

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The Cave: Aliens with Cave Divers

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The Cave (2005)

Directed by

Bruce Hunt

Writing credits

Michael Steinberg
Tegan West

Selected Cast

Cole Hauser .... Jack
Morris Chestnut .... Top Buchanan
Eddie Cibrian .... Tyler
Rick Ravanello .... Briggs
Marcel Iures .... Dr. Nicolai
Kieran Darcy-Smith .... Strode
Daniel Dae Kim .... Kim
Lena Headey .... Kathryn
Piper Perabo .... Charlie
Vlad Radescu .... Dr. Bacovia
Simon Kunz .... Mike
David Kennedy .... Ian
Alin Panc .... Razvan
Zoltan Butuc .... Corvin
Brian Steele .... Creature

Review

The Cave is a horror movie about a team of cave divers that disturb a colony of subterranean monsters.

The Cave is basically a very close cousin to the Alien films; however, the story takes place on Earth in caves during the present day. The underwater cinematography is beautiful, and the movie is entertaining, but there is little in The Cave that we have not seen before in movies such as Aliens, Pitch Black, Alone in the Dark, etc.

The Cave is not necessarily a bad film, but the material is 90% recycled. The Cave is pretty much the standard “man-eating creatures in the shadows” film. If you watch The Cave, don’t be surprised if you’re not surprised.

Rating (1-10)

5

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Transporter 2 Fails to Deliver the Equal Sequel

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Transporter 2 (2005)

Directed by

Louis Leterrier

Writing credits

Luc Besson
Robert Mark Kamen

Selected Cast

Jason Statham .... Frank Martin
Alessandro Gassman .... Gianni
Amber Valletta .... Audrey Billings
Kate Nauta .... Lola
Matthew Modine .... Mr. Billings
Jason Flemyng .... Dimitri
Keith David .... Stappleton
Hunter Clary .... Jack Billings
Shannon Briggs .... Max
François Berléand .... Tarconi
Raymond Tong .... Rastaman
George Kapetan .... Dr. Sonovitch
Jeff Chase .... Vasily
Gregg Weiner .... Tipov

Review

Transporter 2 is an action movie about of a professional precision driver who has to rescue the kidnapped son of a wealthy family.

Being a big fan of the original Transporter, I was eagerly anticipating this sequel. Unfortunately, I was disappointed. Transporter 2 falls far short of the mark set by the original film.

Jason Statham stays true to his previously established character, but most of the other actors are off a bit. The acting is just not that good. The dialog is also weakened by a bunch of cheesy lines. The score seems awkward and out-of-place, as if it had been written for another movie.

There are some egregious flaws with the special effects. The computer generated imaging look cartoonish, like effects in made-for-TV movies.

Even with those problems, Transporter 2’s biggest flaw is the manufactured story that repeatedly uses numerous martial art film cliches. There is very little in this movie that has not already been shown in good martial arts films from Jackie Chan and bad ones from Jean-Claude Van Damme and (gasp) Steven Seagal.

The good thing about Transporter 2 is that it is reasonably entertaining. There are some great car chases, stunts, and fight sequences. The pacing of the movie is fast, so there are not many opportunities for boredom.

If you’re a big Jason Statham fan, you should see Transporter 2. Otherwise don’t go out of your way to see it.

Rating (1-10)

6

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The Transporter Delivers Great Action

Title

The Transporter (2002)

Directed by

Louis Leterrier
Corey Yuen

Writing credits

Luc Besson
Robert Mark Kamen

Selected Cast

Jason Statham .... Frank Martin
Qi Shu (Shu Qi) .... Lai
Matt Schulze .... Darren 'Wall Street' Bettencourt
François Berléand .... Tarconi
Ric Young .... Mr. Kwai
Didier Saint Melin .... Boss

Review

The Transporter is an action film about a professional, high-risk delivery driver who gets into trouble when he gets involved with his female cargo.

The Transporter is one of those small action films with surprising quality. The story is fairly good. The characters are interesting. The pacing is fast, and the action is incredible.

Even though The Transporter is an overall good movie, it excels in two areas: driving and fighting. The car chases through the narrow European streets are spectacular and evoke the great precision driving of the 007 films. The fight scenes are even more remarkable. The martial arts sequences are surprisingly creative and unique. It’s amazing how many different ways they found for Statham to beat people up.

The Transporter is Jason Statham’s best film and is a must-see for any one who enjoys great car chases and martial arts.

Rating (1-10)

8

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Red Eye Maintains Altitude

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Red Eye (2005)

Directed by

Wes Craven

Writing credits

Carl Ellsworth

Selected Cast

Rachel McAdams .... Lisa Reisert
Cillian Murphy .... Jackson Rippner
Brian Cox .... Joe Reisert
Jayma Mays .... Cynthia
Jack Scalia .... William Keefe
Theresa Press-Marx .... Marianne Taylor
Robert Pine .... Bob Taylor
Brittany Oaks .... Rebecca

Review

Red Eye is the story of a female airline passenger being blackmailed by a psychotic killer into assisting in an assassination.

Red Eye is a significant departure for, director, Wes Craven. Craven has become famous for making terrifying horror movies, but Red Eye has very little in common with his previous films. Red Eye has almost no gore and few shocking scenes. Red Eye is about anxiety and the fear of being trapped in a hopeless predicament.

Rachel McAdams does an excellent job with her role and proves that she has what it takes to carry a movie as a lead actress. A few years from now, they will look on Red Eye as McAdams' big break. Red Eye could do for Rachel McAdams what Speed did for Sandra Bullock.

Cillian Murphy was miscast as Jackson Rippner. From his first scene, Cillian Murphy is just too creepy for this film. The film would have been much stronger with a villain who was likeable at first and then revealed his dark side at an unexpected moment. This character was scary from the start, and he should have been a charming and disarming person in the beginning of the film. Villains who can make themselves deceptively likeable are always psychologically terrifying. This role should have gone to a Matt Damon or Heath Ledger type.

Overall, Red Eye is a pretty good film that delivers what it promises. It’s a straightforward, high-tension thriller that kept my interest from beginning to end.

Rating (1-10)

7

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Devdas, India’s Doctor Zhivago

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Devdas (2002)

Directed by

Sanjay Leela Bhansali

Writing credits

Sanjay Leela Bhansali (screenplay)
Saratchandra Chatterjee (as Sarat Chandra Chattopadhyay) (novel)
Prakash Kapadia (screenplay)

Selected Cast

Shahrukh Khan .... Devdas Mukherjee
Madhuri Dixit .... Chandramukhi
Aishwarya Rai .... Parvati ('Paro')
Jackie Shroff .... Chunnilal
Kiron Kher .... Sumitra
Smita Jaykar .... Kaushalya
Tiku Talsania .... Dharamdas
Vijayendra Ghatge .... Bhuvan Choudhry
Milind Gunaji .... Kalibabu
Ananya Khare .... Kumud
Manoj Joshi .... Dwijdas
Dina Pathak .... Bhuvan's mother
Ava Mukherji .... Dev's badi-ma
Vijay Crishna .... Narayan Mukherjee
Sunil Rege .... Neelkant

Review

Devdas is the story of a forbidden love between a wealthy young man and his childhood friend from an undesirable family.

Devdas is considered by many to be one of the best films to ever come out of Bollywood. This Indian film evokes the grandiose days of lavish Hollywood musicals. The sets are enormous, colorful and beautiful. The musical numbers are surreal presentations with dozens of dancers in bright costumes. The music is excellent and represents the best of Indian show music. Devdas is quite the artistic spectacle.

Like many classic Hollywood films, Devdas has a long, meandering plot that progresses rather slowly; however, Devdas has a big story with a lot of well-developed characters. With all that being said, here’s your warning. Most of the dialog in Devdas is in Hindi and Bengali. If you don’t like reading subtitles, you might find watching this film to be a challenge.

Rating (1-10)

7

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Hustle & Flow Asks You to Have a Dream

Title

Hustle & Flow (2005)

Directed by

Craig Brewer

Writing credits

Craig Brewer

Selected Cast

Terrence Howard .... DJay
Anthony Anderson .... Key
Taryn Manning .... Nola
Taraji P. Henson .... Shug
DJ Qualls .... Shelby
Paula Jai Parker .... Lexus
Elise Neal .... Yevette
Isaac Hayes .... Arnel
Ludacris .... Skinny Black
Jordan Houston .... Tigga
Bobby Sandimanie .... Yellow Jacket
Haystak .... Mickey
Claude Phillips .... Harold
Josey Scott .... Elroy

Review

Hustle & Flow is a film about a Memphis pimp who, with help from his friends, pursues his rap dreams.

The first half of Hustle & Flow is very slow and uneventful; however, the film’s energy picks up quite a bit when the characters begin to get their visions of success and begin to pursue their dreams.

The dialog is well-written, and the acting is very believable. The characters are strong and sympathetic. The story is original and the music is good. Hustle & Flow should do wonders for the Memphis rap scene.

Rating (1-10)

7

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Broken Flowers Searches for Meaning

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Broken Flowers (2005)

Directed by

Jim Jarmusch

Writing Credits

Jim Jarmusch

Selected Cast

Bill Murray .... Don Johnston
Julie Delpy .... Sherry
Heather Simms .... Mona
Brea Frazier .... Rita
Mark Webber .... The Kid
Jeffrey Wright .... Winston
Alexis Dziena .... Lolita
Sharon Stone .... Laura Daniels Miller
Frances Conroy .... Dora Anderson
Christopher McDonald .... Ron
Chloë Sevigny .... Carmen's Assistant
Suzanne Hevner .... Mrs. Dorston
Jessica Lange .... Dr. Carmen Markowski
Chris Bauer .... Dan
Larry Fessenden .... Will
Tilda Swinton .... Penny
Pell James .... Sun Green

Review

Broken Flowers is the story of an over-the-hill Casanova who travels the country visiting old lovers in a search for the mother of the son he’s never met.

Broken Flowers has a lot to offer. Bill Murray is always entertaining, even in a semi-serious film like this one. The director makes good use of symbolism and recurring imagery (e.g., wardrobe parallels, flowers, and the color pink). The humor is subtle and true.

Cinematography is one of the film’s strongest elements. The wide shots of lush country landscapes and worn down urban areas seem to convey a sense of loneliness and beauty all at once.

The pacing of Broken Flowers is extremely slow, which does fit with the tone of the film, but the slow scene progressions often get a little tedious.

Don’t go into this film expecting a lot. Just enjoy it for what it is. Even though the ending does make a statement, it is a bit vague and will disappoint many.

Rating (1-10)

6

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Wedding Crashers Is a Romantic Comedy Without an Invitaion

Title

Wedding Crashers (2005)

Directed by

David Dobkin

Writing Credits

Steve Faber
Bob Fisher

Selected Cast

Owen Wilson .... John Beckwith
Vince Vaughn .... Jeremy Grey
Christopher Walken .... Treasury Secretary William Cleary
Rachel McAdams .... Claire Cleary
Isla Fisher .... Gloria Cleary
Jane Seymour .... Kathleen Cleary
Ellen Albertini Dow .... Grandma Mary Cleary
Keir O'Donnell .... Todd Cleary
Bradley Cooper .... Zack "Sack" Lodge
Ron Canada .... Randolph
Henry Gibson .... Father O'Neil
Dwight Yoakam .... Mr. Kroeger
Rebecca De Mornay .... Mrs. Kroeger
David Conrad .... Trap

Review

Wedding Crashers is the story of two playboys who crash weddings to pickup emotional and vulnerable women.

Even though Wedding Crashers was not promoted as a romantic comedy, it is. That’s not all bad, because the story contains enough dark comedy to give this film some individuality.

The movie has a fairly flimsy story and could have been a disaster, but it was saved by excellent casting. Owen Wilson’s sensitive scoundrel persona worked perfectly for his character. Vince Vaughan’s aggressive comic timing is incredible and keeps many of the scenes moving. Christopher Walken is good as always, but the script came nowhere close to making proper use of his extensive comedic talent.

The movie starts out strong and keeps up the pace for the first forty-five minutes; however, there is an extensive period toward the middle where the story loses steam and gets bogged down in typical devices of romantic comedies. The movie saves itself toward the end with the appearance of Will Ferrell, who is just enough to bring in some much-needed laughs to close the movie with a decent ending.

This is not a great movie, but Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan make it worth seeing.

Rating (1-10)

7

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High Tension Lives up to Its Name

Title

High Tension (2003) (aka Haute tension)

Directed by

Alexandre Aja

Writing Credits

Alexandre Aja
Grégory Levasseur

Selected Cast

Cécile De France .... Marie
Maïwenn Le Besco .... Alexia (as Maïwenn)
Philippe Nahon .... The Killer
Franck Khalfoun .... Jimmy
Andrei Finti .... Alex's Father
Oana Pellea .... Alex's Mother
Marco Claudiu Pascu .... Tom
Jean-Claude de Goros .... Police Captain
Bogdan Uritescu .... Gendarme
Gabriel Spahiu .... Homme voiture

Review

High Tension is the story of a sexually twisted serial killer that terrorizes a family in a farmhouse in the French countryside and captures a young woman. Her friend goes on a desperate chase to rescue her before she is killed.

The studio is playing down the fact that High Tension is a French film. Americans know that French films are generally weak, pretentious, and dull, and the studio knew that they could get this film into the mainstream with some good English dubbing and a few minor script adjustments.

The results of this adaptation are amazing. High Tension is an original, horrifying, and thrilling film that excels in almost every area. The dubbed dialog is the films weakest point, but the French probably did not want to spend the time and money for parallel bilingual shooting (a device that is rarely used in film).

High Tension’s greatest element is creativity. Due to excellent writing, the story is unique, inventive, and bound to hold almost the attention of almost any horror fan.

The directing on High Tension is masterful. Fast pacing and skillful storytelling maintains a nearly constant level of anxiety throughout the film.

If you watch High Tension, pay very close attention to every detail. The ending will confuse you if you do not take the entire plot into account.

Rating (1-10)

8

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Plan 9 from Outer Space Is One of the Worst Films Ever Made

Title

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Directed by

Edward D. Wood Jr.

Writing Credits

Edward D. Wood Jr.

Selected Cast

Gregory Walcott .... Jeff Trent
Mona McKinnon .... Paula Trent
Duke Moore .... Lt. John Harper
Tom Keene .... Col. Tom Edwards
Carl Anthony .... Patrolman Larry
Paul Marco .... Patrolman Kelton
Tor Johnson .... Insp. Dan Clay
Dudley Manlove .... Eros
Joanna Lee .... Tanna
John Breckinridge .... The Ruler
Lyle Talbot .... General Roberts
David De Mering .... Danny
Norma McCarty .... Edith
Bill Ash .... Captain
Conrad Brooks .... Patrolman Jamie
Vampira .... Vampire Girl
Bela Lugosi .... Ghoul Man
Criswell .... Himself

Review

Plan 9 from Outer Space is the story of aliens using their advanced technology to raise humans from the dead and take over the Earth.

Plan 9 from Outer Space, made famous on Seinfeld, is one of the worst movies ever made. The story makes almost no sense, the acting is horrible, the special effects are insanely bad, and for some reason there’s a vampire walking around for most of the film.

If you are looking to entertain yourself with a truly horrible film, Plan 9 form Outer Space will not disappoint you.

Rating (1-10)

1

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